I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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