turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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