Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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