**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I accidentally burped into my bong.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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