this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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