So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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