just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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