If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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