too bad you live with your parents still
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
