This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize