Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize