Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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