you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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