Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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