What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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