i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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