Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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