Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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