I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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