idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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