also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i was born a porn star she said
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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