Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
