so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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