I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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