Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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