He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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