You can't motorboat a personality
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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