Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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