Only a mothe r could love this liver
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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