Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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