Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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