there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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