gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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