we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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