my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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