It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I believe in your delicious
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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