No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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