Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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