what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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