Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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