I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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