OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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