Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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