she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
