i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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