You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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