when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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