You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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