Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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