that's an acceptable place to lick
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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