I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You dont lie about slip and slides
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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