Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Randomize
