Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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